As a naive teen, my dream was to become a constitutional lawyer. Bombing the LSAT was the best thing that could’ve happened to me.

Today, I lead the creative department at Cossette West, have 184 followers on Instagram, boast a 4.89 rider rating on Uber, and am the 5-time champ of a 12-person fantasy hockey league. My work has been praised online as being “meh”, “weak”, “done to death” and “progressively more disgusting with each turn of a page”.

If you need LSAT tips, feel free to contact me. 

Notable Failures

• Secured zero interviews after sending my student book to 20+ agencies

• Failed to get hired after my DDB summer internship

• Fired from Student Works Painting

• Bombed the LSAT

• Dropped out of Geology 209

• Rejected by all but one post-secondary school I applied to

• Flunked out of high school French class

• Broke the elementary school detention record (although this one could be considered an achievement)

Cossette
Group Creative Director
June 2024 - Present

Canucks Sports & Entertainment
Creative Director
June 2023 - May 2024

Point Blank
Executive Creative Director
August 2021 - June 2023

One Twenty Three West
Creative Director
March 2019 - August 2021
Strategy Small Agency of the Year 2020, 2021

Cossette
Copywriter > Associate CD > Creative Director
February 2013 - March 2019
Strategy Agency of the Year 2016, 2017, 2018

Calder Bateman (Now ZGM)
Copywriter
August 2008 - January 2013

Burnkit
Copywriter
September 2007 - August 2008

Elevator Strategy
Copywriter
October 2006 - September 2007

Tag Advertising
Copywriter
January 2006 - October 2006